Boo woke from his nap and discovered he had been mailed
far, far away, resting, now, in strange surroundings. Being
a civilized bear, Boo was not accostomed to trees and dirt.
He dropped down, hoping the locals were friendly and would
help him get back to work, where he had a very important
project that needed to be attended to, yesterday!
The first fellow he met was a portly chap, but though the language
barrier made communication difficult, he seemed friendly enough, and
appeared to want to help. He led the bear, Boo, back to his home,
where Boo became terribly alarmed y what he saw: The home
was a complete sty! And the racket! The bear, Boo, couldn't Sus what
all the fuss was about, but turned and fled, deciding it was a poor-scene.
Boo thought it was best to lay low, and observe from above, the goings on,
about town, hoping to spy a more well-mannered and helpful sort.
After some time, he say a young bear, approaching everyone he met,
and entreating them -- passing out fliers, that were quickly
cast to the ground. The bear, Boo, wondered if perhaps he young bear
had been sent to find him! And he leapt from his hiding spot in the tree
and approached the young bear, very pleased to see him.
He asked, "Look, bear: Is it I you seek?"
The young bear nodded rapidly and with a gleeful smile, tugging
on his paw, leading him down the street. The bear, Boo was
relieved -- though, also quite surprised -- that someone had
been sent to find him. They moved quickly and Boo thought
the youngster had likely encountered similar piggish sorts
as he, and was eager to leave.
As they rounded a building, the young bear pushed Boo forward
into a square, then turned and fled. The bear, Boo, found
himself staring into the eyes of a dragon! He turned but
found his retreat now blocked!
He screamed, "Aaaahhhhhh!!" And raced across the square,
dragon hot on his heels.
Just as the dragon pulled close and he felt his tail fur start to singe,
a strange old bird swept him up and away. The bear boo was
extremely grateful, but all the odd duck would say in response,
was, "Ain't it tidy? Ain't it tidy?"
Boo had no idea what that was about, then, abruptly, the strange
fellow slid him off his back, and he fell straight back into
the portly chap's home -- which was anything but tidy!
The bear, Boo assessed that things were decidedly conspiratorial
and determined drastic action needed to be taken: It was time for larceny!
The first car he tried to pinch had a huge motor and looked like the
perfect escape vessel -- but it also looked like it was locked down.
Fortunately, there was another nearby.
He tested the door -- and it was open!
He quickly yanked the wires from the steering column and fired up
the engine: Boo was on his way!
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