Perpetual commotion

As the cost of gas continues to race upward, local government has once again broached the verboten topic of regional mass transit. With remarkably uncharacteristic cutting edge vision, our local officials are reaching beyond the limitations of physical verities, designing a system dutifully conserving space and fuel.

The unparalleled design of nauseating pendulum motion and mangling ramp crashing leads to the elegant structure's small footprint, with no need for fossil fuels or external energy consumption.